The
Way
Things
Go
Photography by Kevin Macintosh
Set Design by Daryl McGregor
Verse by David Bedwell
the way things go, is a slingshot to and fro
put your shoe on the top …
of the sledge to make it stop
tie some ears to a can, if ever close at hand
and don’t forget the sound, and place an egg on the ground
slingshot = TROOK
shoe = FLORSHEIM
sound = APPLE (iPod shuffle)
“WHAT’S THE FREQUENCY KENNETH”
watch=APPLE
fragrance=COMME de GARCON
hammer=screwdriver=GAM HAMMER
keyhole pin=NOEY & SONS
playing cards=SHINOLA
WHAT TIME WILL HAPPINESS ever FIND ME?
at 4:50, somewhere north to northwest strapped to a saw thru 3d throwaways
compass watch=VICTORINOX
leather strap=FILSON
one should STRIKE a candle
and LIGHT the match
then save the WORLD with a pocketknife
candle=THE SOIL AND THE SEA
swisstool=VICTORINOX
1. play BALL harder
2. use CORKSCREWS in drunken places
3. learn to SMELL betteR
5. walk in black SHOES
4. work(out) with PURPLE resistence
6. distinguish sense from nonsense with GLASSES
S
M
I
L
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1. ball=shinola 2. corkscrew=victorinox
3. Fragrance=victorinox 4. exerciser=prosource 5. shoe=john lobb 6. glasses=MASCOT
should I pull on the string to turn on the light to reach for my GLASSES
to pull on another string to see whats in the CARDS
to pull on the string to roll the dice to pull on the string for the SCENT of the day…or should I just stay in bed?
glasses=leisure society
cards=shinola
scent=heretic
your SOUL stole my bicycle and
left me with a CHAIN to WINE-hold
UMBRELLA shield me from the WEIGHT of the world
why does nothing never happen?
chain=shinola
wine holder=noey & sons
umbrella=rain or shine ny
weights=berluti
